----Tomorrow, when we extend our record of most consecutive days not playing a single note to 404.
"But I heard that Steven's been playing with a bunch of street musicians."----Not true. The traitor is currently playing with Excel formulas and pivot tables.
"How's the rest of the band doing?"----Since 2006, we've been holding a multiple measure rest at 120 bpm, currently at 17,452,800 measures and counting. At the conclusion of this rest will be a Dm.
"How much longer do we have to wait?"----I'm not going to ruin it, man.