"Where have you been all year? You haven't posted since last September!"----I was in D.C. competing for the role of Trump's press secretary.
"Where can I find the 7" version of 'Baby, Baby Goodbye'?"----You have us confused with the German band from the 70s.
"What happened to the footage of Sculpted Static at the backyard concert? I haven't seen it in years!"----Martin Shkreli has it.
"Wow, how are you connected to him?"----We aren't. I'm just responding to these questions to keep the blog alive.
"Notice of Intention to Obtain a Compulsory License for Making and Distributing Phonorecords . . . Spotify USA, Inc. [in connection with 'Frida' by Auren (Naive)]"----We really got this one in the mail. Sorry, you got the wrong songwriter.