Band meeting

Today, SK, Andy and M had a band meeting via teleconference.

"Did you guys discuss the long-awaited second Tonics album??"----No. We spent the majority of time debating the effectiveness of the N95 respirator mask.

"Come on, you guys must have brainstormed a lot of ideas for recording. It's been years!"----Okay, if you insist. We did some research on Britney Spears' "Toxic" which we profoundly regret not covering during our heyday. At least our contemporaries Local H did this rockin' version.

"You're kidding, right?"----Actually, everything in this post is true.

"Rumors are, the Tonics are back in the studio!"

----It's a games studio. We're porting getsmart.bas to Python.

"Isn't that the legendary text adventure game that even predates chainsaw.wav?"----How the hell do you know all this? Are you the all-knowing Google Assistant?

"Someone's being a paranoid android."----This interview is over.

"Is it true that the garage band in Lady Bird was based on the Tonics?"

----No, but we may have had a band meeting at Kaldi, which was featured in the film. Actually, it wasn't a band meeting, we were just there to talk about Eddie Izzard.

"What are the chances of a Tonics reunion in 2018?"----Almost as good as the chances in 2017.

"It's been almost 15 years since Sunny Ash. How has the world changed since then?"----We learned that Neanderthals interbred with humans. And we finally used our lady of MOAB in combat just last year.

"Can I hear your music on Spotify?"----Sure. Just purchase our music from Bandcamp and follow the directions to import local files into Spotify.

"What are you listening to these days?"----Same thing as in 2003. The classic sounds of air conditioning.