NP: WHAT ARE YOUR VIEWS ON PIRACY?
SC: i had a pretty good view, actually. i was born on a pirate ship. but i got seasick and so it turned quickly into the view of puke.
NP: WHAT SHOULD BE THE TITLE OF YOUR BIOGRAPHY?
SC: a tragedy in five acts
NP: WHAT DO YOU WANT AS YOUR EPITAPH?
SC: here lies steven, his falsehoods continue unto death
NP: HAVE YOU WRITTEN ANY SONGS LATELY?
SC: yeah, i wrote additional melodies and chords for "ready steady go", a substandard song that's been kicking around since 2001, and it still sucks. i also have a new song called "what's wrong with christine? (kyrie eleison)" but it's not that good, either.
NP: WHAT ELSE HAVE YOU DONE?
SC: today i learned the chords to god only knows, wonderful and surf's up, and learned that i still have a long way to go to match brian wilson. i need to learn how to use slash and diminished chords.
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