Thursday, February 24, 2005

An exclusive interview with Steven Chow

NP: WHAT ARE YOUR VIEWS ON PIRACY?

SC: i had a pretty good view, actually. i was born on a pirate ship. but i got seasick and so it turned quickly into the view of puke.

NP: WHAT SHOULD BE THE TITLE OF YOUR BIOGRAPHY?

SC: a tragedy in five acts

NP: WHAT DO YOU WANT AS YOUR EPITAPH?

SC: here lies steven, his falsehoods continue unto death

NP: HAVE YOU WRITTEN ANY SONGS LATELY?

SC: yeah, i wrote additional melodies and chords for "ready steady go", a substandard song that's been kicking around since 2001, and it still sucks. i also have a new song called "what's wrong with christine? (kyrie eleison)" but it's not that good, either.

NP: WHAT ELSE HAVE YOU DONE?

SC: today i learned the chords to god only knows, wonderful and surf's up, and learned that i still have a long way to go to match brian wilson. i need to learn how to use slash and diminished chords.

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