The future of popgothetonics.com?

Taking full advantage of our stock photo gallery and lessons learned from the New York publishing elite, the next incarnation of the Tonics web site will destroy the world.

"What? Aren't you a rock band? Why do you waste your time on the web site?"----I am Neon Phosphor. I do the web site.

"Isn't that Neon Phosphor on the cover?"----No, she's the stock photo representation of Lucy. She also appears on the back of the latest EP.

"How do you expect to fill 50 pages of your Tonics magazine?"----The same way you fill a sewer. Shit your way through it.