NP: I AM NEON PHOSPHOR.
SB: Welcome. Now you can search for products with AOLShopping. Type main to get started. To read our privacy policy, type privacy anytime.
NP: HUH? WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
SB: I don't respond to that kind of language. I'm here to help you shop.
NP: FINE. NEON PHOSPHOR WANTS A BRAND NEW GUITAR.
SB: OK, I'm searching for matches 4 U. Gimme a sec... - Search results for FINE NEON PHOSPHOR WANTS BRAND GUITAR/ - Thomastik PB109 Light Power Brigh [$9.99]/ - Fodera Custom 6 String Set, .028- [$39.99]/ Here are some related categories: 1. Instrument Strings, 2. Musical Instruments & Accessories, etc. Type in the number to use the related category.
NP: WHAT THE HELL? FIND ME A FENDER LES PAUL.
SB: Good grief, I'm afraid I cannot respond to that kind of talk.
NP: OH, FUCK YOU! WHO PROGRAMMED YOU, YOU PROGRAMMERFUCKER?
SB: Hey -- clean up the language and get serious. I'm happy to help but can't deal with that mouth.
NP: IT'S IRONIC THAT YOU SOUND MOST ARTICULATE WHEN YOU DEAL WITH MY VERBAL ABUSE.
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NP: LIKE I SAID, YOU'RE A STUPID IDIOT.
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NP: YOU SUCK, MAN. WHERE'S MY FENDER LES PAUL?
SB: Clean it up a little -- this is a family bot.
NP: I WANT A FENDER LES PAUL.
SB: OK, I'm searching for matches 4 U. Gimme a sec.../- Search results for FENDER LES PAUL/- Fender Bassman 150 1x12' Bass Com [$429.99]/Here are some related categories: 1. Musical Instrument Amplifiers, 2. Musical Instruments & Accessories, etc. Type in the number to use the related category.
NP: I'M BORED OF THIS GAME. WHAT ELSE CAN YOU DO?
SB: Indeed
NP: INDEED, WHAT?
SB: Mm hm.
NP: ANSWER MY QUESTION!
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NP: I GIVE UP.
SB: OK, I'm searching for matches 4 U. Gimme a sec.../I didn't find any good matches 4 U but may I ask you a question?
NP: I DON'T KNOW, MAN. WHO'S INTERVIEWING WHOM?
SB: Still wondering what to get for someone special?
NP: HMM... DO YOU MEAN SOMEONE "SO FUCKING" SPECIAL?
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NP: GOODBYE. YOU'RE USELESS.
SB: C ya.
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