----On the doomsday clock, the time would be midnight. That's when our world-destroying album is due for release.
"How cool! Are you going to have a party afterwards?"----No, it's actually a wake. To mourn the loss of the world, which has just been destroyed by our album.
"But when you're rich and young, shouldn't you be having fun?"----Sorry if we misled you. We didn't mean it as a rhetorical question. The answer is 'no.'