Sunday, July 18, 2021
Wednesday, September 30, 2020
----we already did. We invented the technique of remote recording and perfected it on Sunny Ash.
"Wow, how did you send the sound files back and forth???"----mostly in an old Honda Accord. Sometimes a Volvo. We'd leave the CDs in front of Ian's house. Just like deliveries today.
"What about the rumors that you're doing a concert on Zoom?"----if it doesn't involve flying someone in at the last minute and jamming at PRS for the warmup, it's not our kind of concert.
"I heard you're considering a tour in New Guinea, of all places!"----that's not accurate. We were only there in Microsoft Flight Simulator preparing for our Earhart tribute flight.
Tuesday, September 03, 2019
Thursday, November 15, 2018
"Did you guys discuss the long-awaited second Tonics album??"----No. We spent the majority of time debating the effectiveness of the N95 respirator mask.
"Come on, you guys must have brainstormed a lot of ideas for recording. It's been years!"----Okay, if you insist. We did some research on Britney Spears' "Toxic" which we profoundly regret not covering during our heyday. At least our contemporaries Local H did this rockin' version.
"You're kidding, right?"----Actually, everything in this post is true.
Monday, October 01, 2018
Saturday, April 21, 2018
"What are the chances of a Tonics reunion in 2018?"----Almost as good as the chances in 2017.
"It's been almost 15 years since Sunny Ash. How has the world changed since then?"----We learned that Neanderthals interbred with humans. And we finally used our lady of MOAB in combat just last year.
"Can I hear your music on Spotify?"----Sure. Just purchase our music from Bandcamp and follow the directions to import local files into Spotify.
"What are you listening to these days?"----Same thing as in 2003. The classic sounds of air conditioning.
Tuesday, October 10, 2017
"Where have you been all year? You haven't posted since last September!"----I was in D.C. competing for the role of Trump's press secretary.