Thursday, December 28, 2006

The Tonics meet!

Yesterday, the Tonics had another one of those infamous top-level meetings. As usual, Neon Phosphor was not invited. So, in order to bring you the latest buzz in the world of Tonics, I have to make shit up. So this may or may not have happened at Mark's house:
  • The Tonics disbanded and rebanded as The Tonics.
  • Music was recorded that would not be heard by anybody for the next ten years, due to the lack of promotion.
  • Drugs. Specifically those formulated to treat hemorrhoids.
  • The Tonics honored the late James Brown by covering "Papa's Got A Brand New Bag."
  • The Bose Wave radio revealed a barely-audible snippet of dialogue at around 2:14 on "Lucy" that says "I buried Steven." Steven then confesses that he's not the real Steven, which explains a lot, because the real Steven would not have sold his soul and gone to work for one of the largest accounting firms in the world.
  • They decided to embark on their much-anticipated world tour, on a Risk board.
  • Creative differences over production resulted in a compromised track destined for the 3rd quarter section of the next album that everybody skips over.
  • Arta sang.